OK… so, generic super princesses fine.
Generic Superman… OK.
Generic G.I. Joe… sure.
Generic… Skeletor? I mean, it’s close enough, I guess…
And generic… He-Man?
I mean, it’s a stretch at best, but let’s face it, they lost any hope of gaining points by painting on the unibrow. I honestly don’t remember the hero of Eternia ever being in need to going to a threader.
Lady on left: “Just keep smiling until she drives off…”
Girl on right: “Can’t that car go any faster?”
Lady on left: “Right? As soon as grandma’s out of sight, we can take off these hideous sweaters.”
Girl on right: “I appreciate her making us stuff, but damn, theses things are awful.”
Lady on left: “I feel kinda bad, but there is no way in Hell I’m wearing this potholder in public.”
Girl on right: “Good thing she only visits once a year.”
Lady on left: “I lover her to death, but I really hope that yarn store burns down soon.”
A facial expression that says,
“Mommy, I love you, but never make me anything to wear again.”
Yeah kids, come gather ’round the TV set to hear the
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle’s famous catchphrase, HI.
I guess COWABUNGA, DUDE! was too much to fit into a knitted speech bubble?
Ahh, the 80’s…
Known for gaudy pants, unnecessarily fluffy cardigans and its constant commitment to diversity in the children’s modeling market.
Girl: “I wanna be a pretty princess!”
Boy on right: “I wanna be a brave knight!”
Boy on wall: “I wanna be a brave knight too!”
Director: “Sorry Billy. You are getting the Humpty Dumpty costume.”
Boy on wall: “But why?”
Director: “Because no one likes you. Now smile for the camera.”
Everyone regretted scheduling the photo shoot for after lunch…
Girl on right: ” I… can’t… hold… my breath… any… more…”
Girl on left: “Hey, it ain’t my fault I got gas. No one told my mamma to make her famous broccoli surprise for lunch.”
Girl on right: “I… hate you… so much… right now…”
Girl on left: “And then she served ice cream for dessert. It sure was delicious, but mamma knows that rocky road rips through my system like a freight train headed for the coast.”
Girl on right: “Passing… out…”
Girl on left: “Oh hush, drama queen. You’ll get used to the stench… eventually.”