On a wall indeed!

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Girl: “I wanna be a pretty princess!”

Boy on right: “I wanna be a brave knight!”

Boy on wall: “I wanna be a brave knight too!”

Director: “Sorry Billy. You are getting the Humpty Dumpty costume.”

Boy on wall: “But why?”

Director: “Because no one likes you. Now smile for the camera.”

Something in the air…

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Everyone regretted scheduling the photo shoot for after lunch…

Girl on right: ” I… can’t… hold… my breath… any… more…”

Girl on left: “Hey, it ain’t my fault I got gas. No one told my mamma to make her famous broccoli surprise for lunch.”

Girl on right: “I… hate you… so much… right now…”

Girl on left: “And then she served ice cream for dessert. It sure was delicious, but mamma knows that rocky road rips through my system like a freight train headed for the coast.”

Girl on right: “Passing… out…”

Girl on left: “Oh hush, drama queen. You’ll get used to the stench… eventually.”

 

For a good time…

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Let’s see…
Barbie has been a doctor, an astronaut, an equestrian,
a scientist and a race car driver, just to name a few occupations.

Never thought I would have to add
“high-dollar Vegas call-girl” to that list,
but here we are.

More for The Harvest

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Girl on right: “He’s the one -the tall guy with the hat.”

Girl on left: “Ahh yes, he will make a fine sacrifice for the dark lord.”

Girl on right: “Now, remember your training. When you approach him, pretend you are scared to cross the street, then when he holds your hand to cross, drain him of his life essence.”

Girl on left: “The Master will devour his soul with relish!”

Girl on right: “OK, get going, and make it quick! We still have to get to school, and you know if we’re late to class just one more time, Mrs. Crabtree is gonna give us detention!”

Girl on left: “I fear her wrath more than the Dark One’s.”

Girl on right: “RIGHT!? At least the Dark One doesn’t give us pop quizzes.”

Happy families

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While on a nice outing to the city…

Mom: “Sweetie, don’t eat so much! You’ll spoil your supper.”

Kid: “Shut it, lady. I’ll eat what I want, when I want!”

Dad: “Don’t talk to your mother like that, you little shit, and gimmie back my Cracker Jacks!”

Kid: “You can pry ’em out of my cold, dead hands, old man.”

Dad: “Kid, you’re about 5 seconds away from being a murder statistic.”

Kid: “You old gas bag, you’re about as intimidating as a wet sponge!”

Mom: “I regret the choices I’ve made in life.”