It’s in the bag

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I guess this needs to convert into a tote because the nine thousand pockets already on this thing just won’t be enough to carry all your crap? And what’t the point of making the sample look the same on the inside AND the outside?
Maybe this thing should be called the Pointlessly Reversible Jacket.
And I get that this is a pretty basic shape, but there are VERY few patterns that work well from a size small to triple extra large, especially ones that turn into functioning bags.

Baby, it’s cold outside…

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I get that this is from the 70’s.
I get that crochet is a cherished art.
I get that people need to stay warm in winter.

I get it all, really I do, but at one point, what you’re making is so goddamn ugly that your best option might just be freezing to death.