Lady on right: “Look Martha, here are the drawers I’m NOT going to wear under my dress tonight!”
Lady on left: “Oh quit fooling around, Jane, and get dressed already. We’re gonna be late for the party!”
Lady on right: “Fooling around is the exact reason why I AIN’T sporting these puppies!!”
Lady on left: “Just keep smiling until she drives off…”
Girl on right: “Can’t that car go any faster?”
Lady on left: “Right? As soon as grandma’s out of sight, we can take off these hideous sweaters.”
Girl on right: “I appreciate her making us stuff, but damn, theses things are awful.”
Lady on left: “I feel kinda bad, but there is no way in Hell I’m wearing this potholder in public.”
Girl on right: “Good thing she only visits once a year.”
Lady on left: “I lover her to death, but I really hope that yarn store burns down soon.”
Good thing they got Palmer and Pletsch on the case; otherwise, this dumpy, unflattering shirt-dress wouldn’t fit anyone.
Damn sweetie, lighten up.
Sure, I’d be depressed and straight-faced too if I had to wear that hodgepodge, country crap, but look on the bright side… … … …
Yeah, those jumpers are awful, there is no bright side.
Sucks to be you, hun.
You know what the world doesn’t have enough of?
Ugly, polished cotton, shirtwaist dresses.
I mean, is it asking too much for this trend to be brought back to life?
Sure the shape is simple, but look at all the different kinds of ugly, polished cotton, shirtwaist dresses you can make:
Gosh, a version that drops the seam four inches below the waist!?
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS GLORIOUS TREASURE!?!
Yes, because that’s what giant clown pants need – EASY ACCESS!