No clowning around


This doll looks just as confused as I do.

“Wait, you actually wasted time crocheting this thing and expect me to look happy wearing it? I hope it did warm your heart because it’s leaving me cold. You should probably play with Barbie from now on; I’m not sure we can remain friends.”


Don’t push me…


“Look lady, I don’t care if we’re in the middle of a photo shoot. You either push me on the swing now, or I throw the mother of all temper tantrums and ruin the rest of your day.”