Good thing they got Palmer and Pletsch on the case; otherwise, this dumpy, unflattering shirt-dress wouldn’t fit anyone.
Not sure why a child’s doll needs a name like “Lover Boy,” but who am I to question the wisdom of the Simplicity pattern company.
Damn sweetie, lighten up.
Sure, I’d be depressed and straight-faced too if I had to wear that hodgepodge, country crap, but look on the bright side… … … …
Yeah, those jumpers are awful, there is no bright side.
Sucks to be you, hun.
You know what the world doesn’t have enough of?
Ugly, polished cotton, shirtwaist dresses.
I mean, is it asking too much for this trend to be brought back to life?
Sure the shape is simple, but look at all the different kinds of ugly, polished cotton, shirtwaist dresses you can make:
Gosh, a version that drops the seam four inches below the waist!?
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS GLORIOUS TREASURE!?!
OOOHH! I love those vintage folded star patterns!
They make fun potholders or trivets or…
… you can let them consume your life and decorate every inch of your kitchen with them.
I’m genuinely surprised she didn’t hang color-coordinated folded star ornaments from the valance.
Oh well, at least she kept it in the kitchen.
Can you imagine these things in the rest of the house?
If this is the best, I’d hate to see what the crappiest looks like.