It’s probably going to take you the better half of 2 years to finish crocheting this thing, and you’re gonna drip tea on it? Hell, if I spent that long on something that takes a double-ought hook to work up, that thing is getting framed
and hung in the national gallery.
And what contest did this thing win in?
The BORE THE HELL OUT OF PEOPLE WHO CROCHET BY FORCING THEM TO REPEAT THE SAME MOTIF OVER AND OVER AGAIN competition?