What’s with the condescending side-eye on that goose’s face?
Look, if I want to make a plastic canvas goose and then dress it in seasonal hats, that’s my business, buddy. I don’t need attitude.
Seriously, stop staring at me!
LISTEN HERE YOU FREE-STANDING STACK OF CRAFT STORE REMNANTS!!
I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD;
I CAN TAKE YOU OUT JUST AS EASILY!!