She said yes

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At an unexpected engagement party, some concerns were aired…

Lady on right: “Wait, you don’t actually think that Suzy is going to marry Bruce, do you? I mean, I know the guy is loaded, but OMG he’s a total asshole.”

Lady on left: “Well, Suzy is a bit of a bitch herself, so really, it’s a match made in Heaven. I mean honestly, between his bank account and her insane spending habits, I’m surprised they didn’t tie the knot ages ago.”

Lady on right: “But still, it’s not much to build a relationship on.”

Lady on left: “Honey, look at it this way, it takes both of those dumbasses off the market and leaves the actual human beings to the rest of us.”

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