Swingin’ on the back porch


Damn lady, you go some kind of nice back porch with a view like that!

And if by “rag,” you mean something that will eventually be torn to shreds and used to wash the car with, then yes, this is definitely a rag.

I mean, I could go on a rant about how boxy and dumpy most quilted jacket patterns are, but frankly, the fact that the pattern company thought a MAPLE LEAF CARDIGAN was best sold in front of a tropical paradise backdrop is enough of a moronic paradox to make me hold my tongue for a while.



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