Could you bear to lose it?

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“Here sweetie, I’ve made you a Frankenstein abomination of plastic and yarn. Have fun playing with it until you lose the buttons, and bear parts start to litter the living room carpet.”

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It’s in the bag

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OK, so who wrote this? Lynn Paulin or Betty McKay?
Look, if I’m buying a book that shows me how to make the world’s ugliest bags and belts, I’d appreciate not having the added confusion of which author’s name I need to be cursing as I walk down the street fending off public ridicule from wearing them.