Red, white and spew

All next week, I’m having a special event on Sad Patterns. My friend Michelle sent me some “inspirational” patterns and I’m going to devote an entire week to them. I’m still sorting and scanning, but it’s gonna be worth it!

In the mean time…


You know what I hope Santa does when he comes down the chimney at Christmas time?

That’s right! I hope he vomits the american flag all over himself.
‘Cause nothing says, “We Wish You a Merry Christmas,” like watching St. Nick blow star-spangled chunks all over the living room!


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