Bear-ly alive

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So, you made a bear that just holds down a pocket full of your crap and stares at you while you try to balance your moonshine-filled mason jar mug on its stuffed belly? Honestly, subjecting an innocent plush doll to your drunken orgies of channel surfing and book reading is just cruel. I bet you smile at it while you stuff handfuls of Cheetos in your mouth and casually wipe your day-glow orange fingers on it sad, lifeless ears.

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!

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