5 Days of Christmas: The End

“On the 1st day of Christmas, my sewing machine gave to me…
A plush toy on the verge of tears!”

(This post originally appeared on July 9, 2014)


 Rudy: the Suicidal Reindeer

I don’t think I have ever seen a more depressed stuffed animal in my entire life. Hell, this guy makes Eeyore look like Little Ms. Sunshine! My God, it’s like someone just told him his entire family was killed in a plane crash.

Joyeux Noël, mes amis!


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