5 Days of Christmas: Day 2

“On the 2nd day of Christmas, my sewing machine gave to me…
An uncomfortable holiday party…”

(This post originally appeared on August 26, 2011)

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Lady A (on left): “So… Nina. I see you have decided to forgo the traditional Christmas theme here and wear your obviously Valentine’s Day apron. Jessie, back there, put A LOT of effort into designing the theme of this party. It’s a shame that someone, like you, would ruin all of her festivities.”

Lady B (on right): “Oh please. Who do you think you’re trying to fool, Patty? I know you’re just sucking up to Jessie because your husband is up for promotion and Bob has the final say. Besides, you’re Jewish. What do you care about Christmas cheer?”

Lady C (in middle): ALL RIGHT BOYS AND GIRLS! Last one to finish their mojito is a rotten egg!

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