5 Days of Christmas: Day 4

“On the 4th day of Christmas, my sewing machine gave to me…
A confusing message in the shape of a tree…”

(This post originally appeared on June 19, 2014)

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There needs to be a symbol that is universally recognized as having the potential to adapt to any American holiday. You know what I think it should be? That’s right, a Christmas tree! Nothing says HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY like a stuffed Christmas tree in star-spangled fabric.

You know what would make this symbol even better?
A MATCHING PLACE MAT!!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!… and Santa Claus!

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