Life’s a beach

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“OK honey, the pattern company wants fire, energy and excitement for this swimwear shoot, so let me have it! Make love to the camera, frolic and really sell the beach theme! Umm, honey, what’s happening? We need something here. A smile, some posing, a little life… Look sweetie, the publisher is paying big bucks for this shoot and they aren’t going to be happy with a somber layout, so can you… please… just… dammit, fine. We’ll go with the ‘aggressive snob holding in a fart’ look and see what they say. If they hate it, we’ll just call it ‘art.’ Hell, I get paid either way. “

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