OMG YOU GUYS LOOK WHAT CAME IN THE MAIL!!!
OK, I’m not saying I ordered this pattern, but I did. How could I not? What self-respecting pattern critic would pass up such a glorious example of sewing nonsense?
Certainly not me!
I can just imagine the pattern maker staring at a blank drafting table thinking, “Now what can I introduce into the world that absolutely no one needs to make? I’VE GOT IT! A stuffed ram’s head mounted to the wall. But, what do I name it… ram…hmmm… ram… RAMESES! THAT’S IT! Sure, Egyptian pharaohs like rams. EVERYBODY LIKES RAMS!! Fire up the printing presses! This puppy’s going into mass production!!!”