Bigger is better

sep2015b

Guy on left: “It’s OK, Brian. You shouldn’t be ashamed of it. Hell, if anything, you should be proud of its size!”

Guy on right: “Yeah, man. If I had one that big, I’d be telling everyone about it. It’s a blessing and you should own it like the boss you are!”

Guy in middle: “Aww come on guys! It’s not that big. I mean, sure a lot of people have enjoyed it, and I’ve never had a complaint, but honestly, it just feels weird to have an Olympic-sized pool in the backyard.”

Guy on left: “Your pool? Oh, is that what we’re talking about?”

Guy on right: “Goddammit, Dave. Could you not be a pervert for like five minutes?”

 

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