One for you, two for me

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Girl 1, quietly: “I can’t believe she’s acting like this. Those sandwiches are for everyone to eat.”

Girl 3, quietly: “Just ignore her. She’s a friendless idiot who never learned to share.”

Girl 2, yelling: “Hate all you want, bitches! When you’re slow to the buffet table, you starve! Wait ’til you see my sprint when they bust open the desserts!!”

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