SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
This post originally appeared on January 29, 2014
Little girl on left: “When I marry my prince, I’m going to live in a castle and ride a unicorn!”
Little girl in middle: “I can’t decide which tiara I love more. I think I’ll just have to keep them all!”
Little girl on right: “What the Hell is this crap? These two bitches look like royalty and I’m dressed like a beer wench at Medieval Times! Somebody get my agent on the phone, now!