Up, up and… oh, what’s the point?

jul2015eGosh, can’t you just feel the sweeping majesty oozing from this set of instructions?

With a name like ‘Cloud Dancers,’ you’d expect to see a glorious sky-scape carrying these balloons off into the unknown wonder of tomorrow; but instead, we’re treated to a flat, gray backdrop reminiscent of London’s thickest fog.

Thanks, Silver Linings Creations, you’ve just given the world another definition for what depression feels like – a small bundle of color trapped in a hazy nothingness of despair.

I’m going to go cry in the corner and consume a giant package of Oreos now.





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