More like Bloomin’ Idiot!
OK, we get it, you like an obscure quilting technique; but honestly,
who thought this was flattering?
That sample looks like an old packing blanket had an accident in the garbage disposal.
And let’s talk comfort for a second. I mean, quilting is warm enough; I can’t even imagine what six layers of densely woven fabric would be like to wear over a blouse and foundation garment.
Maybe they should have called this the Bloomin’ Hot Flash.