What was your obsession with dressing women like pilgrims or place mats?
I get that the collar craze happened, but this is the second of these patterns that we focus on, and I’m kinda getting worried about your fixation on unnecessary accessories.
If you ever feel the need to dress a woman like table linens again, please call me.
We can work through this illness together.
Also, what’s up with the Ann Jillian and Connie Sellecca look-alikes?