SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
This post originally appeared on December 26, 2013
Guy on left: “Hey Mike, wanna try that new Italian place for lunch?
Guy on right: “Yeah, that sounds great! I hope it’s better than the Greek place it was before.”
Guy on left: “I hear ya! The only saving grace that Greek place had going for it was the hot, hairy-chested server in the tight jeans.”
Guy on right: “Ooohh! He was hot! And those jeans were so tight you could tell what religion he was.”
Guy on left: “Tell me about it! Every time he filled my water glass, I could count the coins in his back pocket! I was tempted to shove a quarter in there so he’d have change for a dollar!”