Add some extra seam allowance


Little Susie just wanted to make her aunt a gift…

Girl: “Do I cut it here, on the inside line, Mommy?”

Mother: “No Sweetie, we’d better go to the outside. Aunt Gertie isn’t the same size as she used to be.”

Girl: “Is that why you and Daddy call her ‘Aunt Girthy’?”

Mother: “It is, Honey, but make sure you don’t say that in front of her. The last thing that porker needs is another depression-fueled visit to the all-you-can-eat, comfort food buffet.”



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