Miss Congeniality

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Girl in blue dress: “Thank you all so much! I’ll do everything I can to live up to this glorious title!”

Girl in white dress, thinking: “Just keep smiling at the stupid judges… they gonna give it to the white girl who belted out a crappy arrangement of America the Beautiful instead of the hard-working sister who juggled four fire batons while riding a unicycle, that’s alright. I know who the real winner is and it ain’t that talent-less hack…”

Girl in red dress, thinking: “RUNNER UP MY ASS! Seriously, what kind of dirt does she have on the judges to garner this win?!? The second she walks by a flight of stairs there will definitely be a situation where she can’t fulfill her duties… then that crown will be mine… ALL MINE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!”

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