SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
This post originally appeared on December 25, 2012
Nothing says lovin’ like something from the oven!
Little girl: “Do I roll them out like this Mommy?”
Mother: “That’s right honey. Make sure it’s nice and smooth so the cookies bake evenly. Now, we just pop them in the oven until they are golden brown.”
Little girl: “They look delicious, but did we really need to put in that many boxes of Ex-Lax into the dough?
Mother: “Well Honey, this is a special recipe that we are making for Daddy’s secretary. She and Daddy are spending a lot of time together and I want her to know that if she plans on being his secret friend, there’s going to be a price to pay.”