The dress looks good on you

dec2014tTHANK GOD!

I had no idea what to wear to my New Year’s Eve bash tonight, and then I saw this glorious Party Muu by Polynesian Patterns. I was desperately trying to think of a way I could mix my love of cocktail dresses and Mrs. Roper together, but was quickly losing hope.

Wait, this is formal enough, right?

If only there was a way to add some extra elegance with, oh, I don’t know… like a band of fur, maybe?

Nah, that’s just crazy talk. No pattern company on the planet would be that innovative.

HAPPY NEW YEAR, POSSUMS!!!

 

Check out the view

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Lady in picture, thinking: “I just adore this city, and with Rob here, I feel the love we share and the romance that has blossomed between us.I couldn’t ask for a more understanding man to share my life with.”

Guy in picture, thinking: “Damn high neck line! How am I supposed to sneak a peek at her cans if she’s bundled up to the collar bone?!?!”

All I want for Christmas…

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“You’re kidding me with this stupid horse, right? You said if I wore this god-awful outfit on Christmas morning, Santa would deliver all of the presents I asked for. Well, here I am trying to play off the world’s gayest blouse, and I ain’t seen hide nor hair of a Playstation 4.
Hell, he didn’t even bring me any socks!
I swear, next year when I sit on that fat bastard’s lap, I’m going to wet my pants so bad, his dry-cleaner will burn his soiled britches and cancel his account!!”

MERRY EVERYTHING, YOU LOVABLE BUNCH OF MISFIT TOYS!!!