Orange you glad?

SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:

FLASHBACK FRIDAYS!!!

This post originally appeared on November 17, 2011

“Look dumbass, do you want the freaking tangerines or not? I didn’t spend all morning picking these damn things just so you can change your mind about having freshly squeezed orange juice with your breakfast. Geez, mother was right. I should have married Barry Jacobs. He’s a dentist you know. Even if he was bad in bed, I’d at least get free teeth cleanings.”

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