Running mate

oct2014p

 On the track, Billy delivers a message to his friend…

Guy on right, to attractive young lady: “Sooooo, how about after I finish up my marathon training today, you and me grab some fruit juice together, at the gym’s health bar?”

Guy on left, running up behind: “Hey Todd! Your wife called. She said the Doctor told her that the rash on your crotch is REALLY contagious and to avoid all contact with human skin! She’s filling the prescription for the ointment, now!”

 

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