Kiss this puppy good bye

june2014d

Lady: “Awww, she’s so cute! It seems a shame to do this to her, but she has to go.”

Guy: “Are you sure, honey? This is like the tenth time we’ve had to go through this. Can’t we keep her, just this once?”

Lady: “Babe, you know the rules: If it chews my shoes, out it goes.”

Guy: “Yeah, but tossed in a wood-chipper? The fence is still stained from the last one.”

Lady: “This bitch tore a hole in twenty five hundred dollar Louboutins. It’s time to die.”

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