What the children saw


Lady on left: “I thought this was supposed to be a casual pool party for everyone to enjoy. Why on Earth would Gladys show up wearing that?”

Lady on right: “I have no idea. The last thing someone her size should walk out of the house in is a fluorescent yellow G-string bikini.”

Lady on left: “There are children here; they don’t need to see that! My God, look at all the fat rolls.”

Lady on right: “The rolls are fine; it’s the fact that it goes transparent when it gets wet that worries me!”

Lady on left: “Dear Lord! She’s going in for a swan dive! Quick, cover the kid’s eyes!!”


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