And baby makes three



This post originally appeared on June 29, 2011

Three possible lines for this one:

 – “Hey yous dumb broad, swing that sweet ass of yours over here and toss me my bottle or you’ll be on dirty diaper duty from now ‘til I hit da first grade”

– No one realizes that blood-thirsty and ruthless gangster Lawrence “Mugsy” Malone got his start as an adorable child model for the Bestway Knitting Leaflet Company.

-Little Billy wanted nothing more than to be a heroic crime fighter; but alas, his esoteric power of being able to telekinetically lift children’s knitwear proved useless to the chief of police.


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