With a twist

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I had no idea Vogue hired contortionists as models, back in the day. I’ve been staring at her pose for hours now and I can’t figure out which direction she’s actually facing!

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Davy Crockett was here

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Knowing when this pattern was produced, it wouldn’t surprise me if it came with instructions for skinning an actual ‘coon.

Also, that kid looks just a little to eager to test out his pistol.

Unusual suspects

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FLASHBACK FRIDAYS!!!

This post originally appeared on May 16, 2012

From left to right:

Gay

Really gay

Straight

Bi-curious

Gay

Straight, but gets a funny feeling when that one produce guy at Kroger’s bends over to pick up a crate of carrots.

She dominates the competition

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Girl on left: “Hey Sandy, wanna play some doubles with me and the girls?

Girl on right: “Oh wow, that sounds like fun, but I have a client in a few minutes. I just ran back to get my riding crop.”

Girl on left: “Umm, when did you start training horses?”

Girl on right: “Oh, I don’t train horses. My client is a business executive that insists he’s been a naughty boy. I just have to call him a pig and smack him on the rump a few times with this and he starts crying like a little bitch. I kinda feel bad for taking his money, but at this rate, I’ll have any future college plans paid for in a few more weeks!”