You know, I just wasn’t convinced that this dress was something one wore on vacation until I saw that hideous cruise ship print. Let’s face it, we all wait to wear the ugliest things we own until we are surrounded by strangers in a foreign land.
Step off the cruise boat in a smartly casual outfit that flatters your figure? HELL NO! Let me get out my tacky travel print tubetop so I can flop around on the deck, please!