SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
This post originally appeared on September 28, 2011
Wow, could they have gotten more evil looking dolls?
Lady doll: “Oh John, look at our adorable child. He is absolutely perfect.”
Man doll: “I agree Jennifer. He’ll make the perfect blood sacrifice for the dark ritual. I’ll go prepare the altar.”
Lady doll: “Don’t forget the ceremonial dagger this time. I refuse to use Aunt Myrtle’s turkey carving knife again.”