SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
This post originally appeared on June 17, 2011
Mike and Roger had been best buddies since high school. Never, in a million years, did they think their relationship would ever cross the line.
Mike, in blue shorts: “Look Roger. I’m not ashamed of what we did last night. I’ve wanted you since the day we met. You are and forever will be the love of my life. Please just turn around and look at me.”
Roger, in green shorts (sobbing): “I’m so confused. I thought I knew myself. I can’t face you right now Mike; but know this, I have never known pleasure like last night. <sniff> I’ll be alright… <sniff> but… I need you to hold me Mike… just hold me…”