I know I’ve said it before, but I really want to thank all of you for your support.
We here at Sad patterns know that you have a choice in sites that feature terrible sewing patterns and we would like you to know that we appreciate you choosing Sad Patterns Airways as your go-to crappy sewing pattern carrier.
We’ll be landing at our destination soon, so if you could put those tray-backs in their upright positions, that’d be great.
Having said that, there is something else I’m terribly grateful for and that is all of the terrible, awful, no-good, very bad sewing pattern-makers out in the world. This site is nothing without you guys and it is with a giant, hearty serving of glee when I say,
KEEP UP THE BAD WORK!!
Oh Faye Wine, you’ve done it again! Just when I thought your plush creations couldn’t get any creepier, you prove to me that you are capable of out-doing even yourself!
Just imagine a wonderful, Thanksgiving meal with friends and family, and those little pilgrims on the bottom staring at you all throughout your dinner.
Just staring… with those cold, blank expressions.
Their Fiber-filled heads longing to taste the hot, nourishing food you are currently shoveling into your mouth at a break-neck speed.
You know, their eyes never close.
So when you think you are safe and warm in your bed and drifting off into dreamland, they will still be watching you, ever vigilant, and remembering how you never offered them food.
Wait. What was that noise in the night? Sounded like a knife being dragged across the kitchen counter… or maybe it was the wind. Yeah that’s it. The wind…
HAPPY THANKSGIVING OPOSSUMS!!!