Little girl on left: “Happy birthday Lucy!”
Little girl on right: “Oh gee, thanks for nothing Cindy.”
Little girl on left: “Wow, someone is ungrateful!
Little girl on right: “Oh really? Seriously, this whole party is a sham! Honestly! How would you feel if for your birthday, your mom made and gave you a smocked dress when your sister got a pony for her birthday! A FREAKING PONY! My parents even built a stable in the backyard to keep it in!”
Little girl on left: “Well, someone’s being a bitch today. I can see why you parents don’t want to give you anything nice.”