Well it’s October, and you know what that means. That’s right kids, it’s Halloween time again. Let’s bust out the costumes and carve some pumpkins, ’cause every Satur…
Wait, wait, wait.
That’s it? Just costumes?
No theme or story or hilarious concept? Come on. There has to be something?!?
Just because it’s you!
Instead of the usual creepy crawlies that threaten me for candy every year at my door, I thought it would be fun to cast our eyes ever upwards towards the heavens and gaze upon the stars.
And by stars, I mean crappy space-themed costumes that have very little to do with reality or the science of space exploration.
Buckle up space cadets, ’cause every Saturday in October, Sad Patterns is
REACHING FOR THE STARS IN STYLE!
Now, I’ve seen some spaced out costumes before, but never have I seen one that looks like a Solid Gold dancer just got a job designing at Simplicity.
Check out the heels on that sassy diva on the bottom!
Someone’s ready to hit the dance floor after she navigates the rings of Saturn!