If you think I’m sexy…

sep2013mGuy on left: “Hey Tom, why do you think all the girls here are avoiding me? They must all be taken, right?”

Guy on right: “Nope. I’ve gotten like 3 phone numbers already. If I may make one suggestion though – you might want to change your pants. First off, what man wears yellow pants? Secondly, It looks like you put them on backwards.”

Guy on left: “What’s wrong with my pants? My ex-girlfriend told me they were sexy just before she broke up with me. So I figured if she thought they were hot, other ladies will like them as well.”

Guy on left: “Dude, she’s your ex for a reason…”

 

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