SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
This post originally appeared on June 30, 2011
Why do these two look like they are staring at someone
who is about to mug them?
Little boy, on left (whispering): “Ellen, all he wants is some cash. We can cancel the credit cards when we get back to the hotel. Please, just give him your purse.”
Little girl, on right: “Screw that! I made this bag to go with our outfits! I’m not having some nasty crack head with a pocket knife ruin our first trip to the big city. Now step back ‘fraidy-cat! I’m gunna open up a big old can of whoop-ass on this punk!”