SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
This pattern was originally posted on June 28th, 2011
(I remember typing this description back in the day. I was laughing so hard at this pattern, I almost peed my pants.)
A choo-choo train, a baby buggy pulling a camper, an anthropomorphic clock, a monkey with insanely long arms and a mouth-breathing telephone… um, yeah…I give up. You win this round Simplicity.
Clearly the joke is on us.
Actually, the joke is on the unfortunate child that gets handed this terrible collection of misfit toys. I think the purpose of this dumbass pattern was to educate; however, all it will ever do, is confuse.
Do you see the little boy in the corner of the pattern sleeve? He’s dialing information to find out what the Hell is going on at Simplicity.