There is so much to dissect on this pattern, I don’t know where to start first. I guess the vests are innocuous enough; of course, they look like they were made from the settees in your Aunt Edna’s formal living room.
Matching your bag to your outfit is sometimes fun, however this time, not so much. It just looks like you ran out of fabric and had to quickly patchwork something together because nothing on the planet would ever go with those vests.
Of course, these are all eclipsed by the giant berets of doom that both models are sporting. Now, I’ve made several berets in my life, but I’ve never been able to get mine to look like shower caps on steroids. That’s probably a good thing, right?