SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
CHARMING COZIES AND COVERS
And I thought the fly swatter cover I featured the other day was the be-all of nonsense.
An egg cozy? Really?
How long are you people keeping your warm eggs on the table before you eat them? It’s gotta be like what, five minutes tops? How cold could your eggs possibly get?
Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some plush chickens, but come on! Just eat the egg already!