You know, every now and then I see a pattern that is both hilariously stupid and disgustingly brilliant at the same time that I have no choice but to acknowledge it. Ladies and the 2.7 gentlemen that read this blog, I present to you just such a pattern.
Sure, Simplicity could just make the brim shorter, but what fun is that? This way, you get a little window to the world that, by wearing a large brim, you wanted to avoid seeing in the first place. This hat is a headache inducing, walking paradox and for that, dear Simplicity, I present with you this week’s WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING COMING UP WITH SOMETHING SO INTERESTING award.
Does any of this make any sense? Hell no! But I would expect nothing less from my favorite, whacked-out pattern company!