il_fullxfull.383856805_rp5yDear Dorothy,

Please go back to ice skating and leave fashion design to the professionals. I mean, it’s bad enough that you slapped a flower on that dress, but there is no need to further insult us with the white tights. Also, what does a cocktail dress have to do with a stripper pole? Are you trying to give us a clue as to your new career direction? If that is the case, I think you are wearing way too much clothing for that particular job. Oh well, gotta go for now. Give my best to your family and good luck with dancing for cash!

Hugs and kisses,

Sad Patterns


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