SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY… SHIRT!
Lady: “Look, I know the haircut is misleading, but I swear, if you call out Ann Jillian’s name one more time in bed, you will never see me naked again.”
Guy: “Sorry babe, but every time I look at you I think of her and how hot she…”
Lady: “Bobby, honey, you’re already on thin ice; it’s best to stop there.”