SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY… SHIRT!
Cowboy 1, in gingham shirt: “Hey Ray, don’t you think that new bronco is a fine animal? As soon as the trainer calms him down, he’ll make a great show horse!”
Cowboy 2: “You got some fine taste in trainers Jack. Damn that guy is hot! I’d pay him good money to slap a saddle on my back and ride ME around in the dirt…”
Cowboy 1, in gingham shirt: “Calm down tiger! I’ll introduce you two when he’s done for the day. Just don’t love-him-and-leave-him until he’s done breaking the horse, OK.”
Cowboy 2: “I promise nothing!”