SAD PATTERNS PRESENTS:
SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY… SHIRT!
Lady: “Oh my God Mike! Coming to this ranch was a great idea! I haven’t had this much fun in a long time!”
Guy: “I’m glad you are having a good time babe. So… ummm… have you given any thought to the little request I made for tonight?”
Lady: “Geez Mike. Can you not be a pervert for like five minutes and just watch the damn rodeo?”