NEW YEAR’S EVE
Hey there foxy lady, what are you wearing to the New Year’s Eve party?
Standing under the glittery disco ball of the Jacobson’s annual New Year’s Eve party, Stacy and Gina awkwardly avoided each other’s glances. They both felt the same way about each other, but they knew theirs was a forbidden love that no party dress commonality could overcome.
Yes, because that’s what every woman wants to look like in a party dress – a slightly alluring pilgrim.
I have never understood the need to cut a perfectly good dress pattern out of a Laura Ashley bedspread. Now, I’m all for the shabby chic look, but at one point your skirt could double as a table cloth in Rachel Ashwell’s summer house. Also, no woman on the planet needs a fluffy bow atop her ass.
AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ABOUT THOSE WHITE PUMPS!